my saturday =

first it started off around maybe 1am..2am..who knows..lets just say really early am..i woke up from the storms and thought i smelled dog crap...was too tired to care, went back to sleep.

6:30 am - jake wakes up to go to the bathroom and almost steps in dog crap...then goes to his bathroom and sees another pile of dog crap, ok..A- why do animals crap where they sleep? he literally took a dump where he sleeps in our room..and then proceeded to jakes bathroom to what, use the toilet and missed since he shit right in front of that?!!  Of course jake goes back to sleep and i stay up like its normal to be up at 6am on a SATURDAY!

From maybe 8 to about 11:30 i then proceed to clean up dog puke in my dining room at least 4 times..and one nice huge pile on my carpet in the living room..

blah blah..we shave willis, give him a bath..hes seems normal..blah blah..hes puked before nothing to worry about..blah blah..oh and around 1 or 2 i managed to take time out and shove a pill down my cats throat..

6pm - jakes napping on the couch and im sitting in my comfy chair on the comp when i hear willis literally run into the sliding doors in the dining room trying to get out because what happened next...i couldnt even pick up!  usually im fine with cat/dog crap/puke..whatever..i can handle it...THIS - i dont fing think so!  this was no softy let me tell you..this was pure explosives...s h o o t m e n o w.

so i have been dealing with a dog with not only allergies but now a bout of NASTY all day..alllllllll damn day!

if this is what its like to have a kid in the slightest...do not, i repeat..DO NOT sign me up...

oh and we also spend a good amount of time cleaning up a pile of glass that shattered all over our patio last night thanks to a big storm that blew over our patio table..awesome

whats next?!

im almost frightened to say that out loud

time to take the dog out for maybe the 34908327324234324387492347329847234 time today!

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in and out

lets start off with outs since there are plenty more outs than ins...

OUT

1 - i have come to the conclusion that nothing will ever come easy for us..e v e r..

2 - i hate amli at oakhurst north more than i hate summer heat..and thats a whole hell of a lot of hate

3 - dupage county and every other place my husband has tested for can kiss my ass - period.  i dont know how much more i this shit i can take, really.

4 - willis has allergies and if i have to take him to the vet, im going to leave him there

5 - squibby also has some weird allergy that he has had before that hopefully benadryl will get rid of this time because if i have to take him to the vet and spend more money we dont have, i will leave him there as well

6 - bills

7 - comcast

8 - heat/humidity/summer

9 - people in general.  im sure this is always going to be in my 'outs' but im tired of dealing with people..talking to people..looking at people..99.2% of people i come into contact with (phone contact as well) on a daily basis are retarded and if i could crush them, i would..

10 - dealing with the aftermath of moving..what a pain in the ass!

11 - being on the verge of depression at any given moment.

IN

1 - my pottery barn bird cage i got on sale..and my new pillow covers!

2 - my bed...i just want to lay in it and sleep for a year..

3 - tv and music...if i couldnt listen to music or watch my stupid waste of time shows i would go insane and probably hate people more than i already do

4 - animals in general (cept for my own this month)..seriously, if my husband is right - he says animals don't have souls and don't go to heaven - then don't bother sending me to heaven God..i want to go wherever animals go then.  But - if heaven is as wonderful as they say then animals have to go there, because if they didn't it wouldn't be wonderful..

5 - family

pottery barn rug..still expensive..but cheaper!

http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Marla-Blue-Rug-8-x-10/3874307/product.html

http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Marla-Blue-Rug-5-x-8/3874295/product.html

my rug i want from pottery barn...SAME EXACT ONE on overstock....whhaaaaaaa!!!! I WANT IT!!!!! 

help meeee....im obsessed with...POTTERY BARN

See these bird cages?  Well Jake got me the green one for my birthday in January which i loveeeee...and the silver one i wanted but im pretty sure after getting the green one for regular price i wasnt going to get the silver one any time soon...BUT..went to pottery barn AGAINNNN today (they are having a sidewalk sale..most everything in the store is on sale..getting ready to put fall stuff out) and they had two silver birdcages left from the spring collection (very surprisingly since these thing sold like hot cakes!)..and i got it well over half off!  Someone needs to help me with my pottery barn obsession...i have fallen and cant get up!  

So now i need to get a ceiling hook and either some chunky pillar candles or some nice fake green plants so i can hang it up in my dining room!!  No bird eggs in this one...they are in the other one..and pretty much everywhere else..oh and they will be in my new cup and saucer i got at potter barn today too...HAHAAA...

i have a headache..maybe more pottery barn will help!??? 
oh dont worry..i will probably be going back there tomorrow to get realllly early christmas/birthday gifts..for the third day in a row..

2 squares and 1 lumbar pillow cover came home with me today after browsing the all the sales at pottery barn today!  Im obsessed with dark blues now for accents..ever since i covered my ottoman in that navy blue fabric with white knot detailing all my eyes go to are dark blue anything!  Love them...and with my new couch slipcovers that i will soon be getting they will look really nice...now i just need to get my husband to help me get this dining table sanded and stained dark so i can get my house together already..this whole living with crap all over the place is just not for me..

hopefully ill be getting pics up soon..still too tired..feeling a little crummy lately too..think its this hot/stupid weather..anyone wanna come over and clean!!?

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i want this rug

too bad it cost a million dollars...

 

ill take the room its in too...!