clear to close?

Well we got the 'final approval/clear to close' early this week but had to cx our closing for yesterday because the bank we our getting our loan from is beyond retarded and now our loan is going thru a QC process and will not commit to a closing date..even though we have the clear to close?  Are you kidding me?  No, I am not.  

If you are wondering if the housing market is ever going to go up I will tell you NOT FOR A MILLION YEARS...we are in month SEVEN in buying this short sale home...so whoever thinks the end is near in the housing crisis were in....listen to me closely..ITS NOT! 

So supposedly were closing next week now..our lender said Wednesday..then Friday..then Wed..then oh maybe Friday..oh and did I mention our contract ended the 7th which means now we have to ask for an extension from the lien holder that would prefer to let this house go into foreclosure so they can get more money out of it from the government?  awesome.  We cant even schedule a closing day/time because our friggin lender wont commit - but we have a clear to close? hm

Jakey poo worked a double yesterday..and now has to work another double today/tonight/whatever..I dont think we've had a moment together since before we moved out of our place a week ago...were in dire need of a family meeting but I think the next time well see each other is  next Thursday when were supped so close.  Were living in a bedroom in my parents house with the damn cat litter at the other end of the room (which by the way is the worst thing ever)...our clothes are everywhere (it always helps that it takes 15 cycles in the dryer to dry a small load of clothes), our food is spread out over their dining table - I even got half way to work Monday with sandals on..which is a no go in the medical field.  

So yesterday was supposed to be the big day...we could have just had our first night in our new home but no, sadly this nightmare were in is not over..and its going to be hell to the bitter end.  I have gone insane and I am still wondering why I havent checked myself into a mental institution yet.  I just bought an $18 dollar bottle of glitter nail polish the other day which confirmed my insanity..could be worse..I could have gotten two bottles!

I am beyond the mental exhaustion stage now...I just ripped the vice president of a bank a new asshole the other day..I am more on the level of - I have no fear..that or...I will cut you.

clear to close huh?  funny...